Equinox The Shocking BEHIND THE SCENES story fans have waited for! disclaimer: story may be entirely false

Yeah, you guessed it. Typical man.

With the help of a very tacky ring, the always fashionable henchman of Satan can summon Monsters AND entrance pretty girls. Which do you think he did first?

After unsuccessfully trying to tempt the ANGELIC, SWEET and ADORABLE Jim, Azmodius transforms himself into "EVIL JIM". Shoe polish was used under evil Jim's eyes, so that we would know the difference between them. Evil Jim does some bitchin' Kung Fu.

Monster #3, a Shakespearean actor renowned on the European stage, was actually green and yellow striped in real life, but was painted blue for his scenes in Equinox. It is unclear why this was necessary, but rumors persist that the amateur crew thought it was just a really cool idea.