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Article --- By Matt -
10/25/'02
 Within
The Woods is known as the prequel to The Evil Dead, but
that's not really true. It's more like a rough draft. Almost nobody
has seen it, but nobody was really supposed to see it anyway. Sam
Raimi isn't such an inspiration to young filmmakers because he's put
out a few good flicks - I think it has more to do with the
grassroots 'anyone can do this if they really try' methods he used
to make it to the big time. Within The Woods was a perfect
example of that.
Made in 1978, the thirty-minute film was
created to sell investors on the idea of Evil Dead. After
gathering 1,600 dollars, a much younger Bruce Campbell, and a few
dozen buckets of fake blood and latex, the gang went to some farm
during Wintertime to film what'd hopefully lead to a project of a
much bigger scope. The script is tiny, and the movie doesn't run
much deeper than people running around killing each other and/or
cooking hot dogs. In the end, there was enough there to maintain the
budget to 'remake' the film. In the great continuity of the
universe, one could say that Bruce would've never cameo starred on
Xena had he not appeared in this grainy, crappy little film decades
prior.
Within The Woods is sort of like Evil
Dead, but not exactly. The script for this one was around ten
pages, and with the criminally low budget they had to put it
together, you can't really hold them accountable for the quality of
the film. I guess I'm skirting around the truth: WTW sucks. Okay,
that's an unfair assessment, but I wouldn't make a non-ED fan sit
down and watch it with me. It's fun for the historic reasons, but
don't think you're missing out on some unholy missing link in Evil
Dead lore, because this thing plays out more like an animated
storyboard than an actual movie.
That said, you'll notice
plenty of familiar Raimi tricks here, including several choice items
that were obviously revamped for the first two Evil Dead movies. The
moving steady/shaky cam - a Raimi trademark - probably made it's
debut here. Hands getting chopped off? It's here too. The general
premise is the same, as our unknowing buddies march into the woods
and never quite make it back because it's full of scary spirits that
possess people and turn them into howling demonmonkeys. Only this
time, it's Ash himself who gets zombiefied.
Oh wait, he's not
Ash in this movie. Same character basically, but they call him
'Bruce.' His girlfriend is named Ellen, and is the same actress
who'd go on to play Ash's sister in The Evil Dead. She
doesn't get raped by a tree in this film, though. There's two other
houseguests, but they're not too important to the plot. Raimi's main
purpose with Within The Woods was to promote the idea of a
completely unforgiving gorefest. He definitely succeeded
there.
I'm a big fan of the Evil Dead trilogy, so obviously I
got a big kick out of seeing its humble beginnings. Since the film
is so rare, I figured I'd do a short review for those of you who've
never seen or heard of it. Within The Woods was never
released, and apparently, will never be released. You can still find
the video by seeking out retailers who aren't particularly concerned
with legalese, but don't kick yourself in the balls if you can't -
it's usually too dark to tell what's going on anyway.
 Bruce,
Ellen, and two of their friends are camping out in the middle of the
woods somewhere at an old house. Sound familiar? Their compatriots
are too busy arguing over a Monopoly game to join them in the great
outdoors, so they seize the opportunity to make kissy faces at each
other. Bruce confirms that they're camping on a cursed Indian burial
ground - not quite the news Ellen wanted to hear, but what the hell?
They're already there...might as well make the most of
it.
Nothing too spooky has occurred yet, but they did notice
some arrowheads laying near the front door. Arrowheads are, of
course, omens of evil and anyone who picks one of them up typically
ends up having their body commandeered by demonic spirits. This is
why you should stick to the much safer rock pencils if you ever land
in a museum's gift shop.
 There's
Bruce, looking as young as I've ever seen him, and wearing huge
glasses that magnify his eyes to the point where he looks like one
of those mutated tropical bubblehead goldfish that Petland sells
three-for-five bucks. Jesus, has this guy aged at all? He
looks almost exactly the same now, twenty-five years later. How does
he do it? Cucumber slices over the eyes, nightly? Lots of tomato
soup? CAMPBELL'S TOMATO SOUP?! Oh it's hilarious! Hilarious
tomato puns!
Sorry, I have to talk about something
here - my copy of this flick is too terrible to follow. I'm only
guessing that they're in the woods because I kept hearing people
step on sticks. It's entirely possible that Within the Woods
was set at an oceanside clam bar, the kind where they fill the
parking lot with broken shells.
 Ellen
and Bruce decided to sleep outside, since it was such a nice night
and there was really no reason to suspect ghastly murders on the
horizon. Wow, if you skimmed through this article and just used the
pics alone to gage what I was reviewing, you'd probably think I was
detailing some crappy Sega CD game. No hedgehogs here, folks. Just
lots of Deadites. Ellen realizes that Bruce is missing, (it takes
her far longer than you'd think) so she starts wandering off
aimlessly into the forest shouting his name in the same way you'd
shout your puppy's name if it got lost. I'm pretty sure I even heard
her make that clicky 'snucht snucht' noise people do with their
tongues under the assumption that dogs and cats understand it as
their language. Bruce disagrees with this sentiment and refuses to
answer Ellen's call. We're not sure if he's being a prick, or if
he's just dead and cut up.
 Ellen
finds Bruce, but he's all bloody and mutilated. No longer doing much
for her libido, she decides to run back to the house, all fast like,
making sure to trip into every pile of vines and every misplaced
puddle she can find. I admire her dedication to clumsiness, but it
provides an even better coup since she's now being followed by an
unearthly force that wants to do really, really bad things to
her.
It's here that you find most of that Evil Dead charm -
being followed by the unknown, Ellen is literally chased around the
forest by the camera, arms flailing, and though we never once see
what's chasing her, the end results are actually way more spooky
than any grisly makeup job could've provided. I wouldn't say that
Raimi invented this method of scaring the audience and
building suspense, but you have to give him credit for bringing new
methods into the spotlight. Retrospectively, I can name plenty of
movies that appear to have taken pages out of the Evil Dead movies'
book. The Blair Witch Project springs to mind. So does the
second Flintstones movie, but for entirely different reasons
that aren't really on-topic.
 When
Ellen reaches the house, the door is of course locked, and nobody
can hear her screaming at the Good God top of her lungs. Those
Monopoly games are way too all-encompassing. This scene was lifted
almost verbatim for Evil Dead.
What's really odd is
that, in effect, Evil Dead itself was a rough draft for
Evil Dead II. I know the second movie's considered a sequel,
but come on - they completely rewrote history with that one, and
went in a completely different direction. Not that I'm complaining -
Evil Dead II was one of the best pure horror films I've seen.
The first one doesn't even compare. The trilogy's finale, Army of
Darkness, was terrific as well, but in a much different way.
Tough to call that movie a 'horror film.' All in all, if it took
them three tries to make ED2: Dead By Dawn what it was, then
I'm grateful for their devotion. As for Ellen, she's grateful that
the rest of the campers finally heard her screams and let her inside
before whatever's out there could eat her brains.
 After
she gets inside, Ellen starts relaying the tale of what happened to
Bruce. I couldn't hear a damn word they said. I'm pretty sure it
went something like this:
Ellen: I have a problem -
it's Bruce! He's dead! He's all bloody in the
woods! Johnny: You think that's bad? Look at this! Five
times around the board, and still all I've got are three railroads
and Baltic Avenue! Ellen: That's not important, Johnny!
What about Bruce?! Johnny: What about Bruce?! Are
you kidding? Of course this is important! 5% of the budget went into
this Monopoly game! Ellen: GO SAVE HIM! Johnny:
Fine. I'll save Bruce, but only if you name me a word that rhymes
with 'orange.' Ellen: Okay. Hmmm. Okay I got it.
'Logorange.' Johnny: Logorange isn't a real word, Ellen.
You're cheating.
Then I'm pretty sure a zombie broke through
the floorboards and ripped Johnny's spine out. Again, the quality's
really poor so it's open to interpretation.
 Bruce
returns, only now he's a monster with claws and a much deeper voice.
Surprisingly, the look works for him. He kills off the extra female
character because she's done nothing for the movie at all. As he
starts chasing Ellen around, she's tricked into stabbing the other
male character, leaving just her and Crazy Bruce left on the
playground. Bruce The Monster alternates between telling Ellen he's
going to kill her and telling Ellen to 'JOIN US.' I'm not sure where
the two possibilities lead, but I can only guess they both result in
Ellen taking an ax to the skull a few times.
 Within
The Woods is gory, I'll give it that. If you read up about the
production of this film, you'll hear stories about how irritated
Campbell's skin became from having to wear that cheap latex all day
long. A lot of the shots are improvised because he'd casually rip
off parts of the costume that were making him itch, essentially
making him look even grosser than the original costume
did.
In this scene, Bruce is about to kill off Ellen before
she chops his hand off - again, this sequence was partly accidental.
The latex wouldn't chop the whole way through, so Bruce again
improvised and gnawed off the rest of his hand himself, on camera.
It wasn't scripted, but Raimi loved the effect so much that he'd
just about duplicate the entire sequence for Evil Dead
II.
 Ellen
manages to kill Bruce, though I'm not exactly sure how it happened.
Only after repeated gamma correction on one of the frames was I able
to tell that this was Bruce laying on the floor, and not a pile of
cereal. Ellen runs to the edge of one of the beds to cry her eyes
out, remorseful over the loss of her boyfriend and probably a little
shaken up because her dead boyfriend was just trying to chop her up.
The scene drags on a bit, so you know there's one more fright left
before the closing credits...
 Sure
enough, the other dead guy pops up, and now he's possessed by
evil spirits. The End.
All in all, they had a mission with
Within The Woods, and they obviously completed that mission.
Evil Dead had a budget of a little over 150 grand, which
isn't much by comparison to other movies, but plenty more than the
1600 bucks they had to put this rough draft together. The franchise
led to huge successes for everyone closely involved. Campbell might
not be one of Hollywood's most sought actors, but he's made a great
living for himself and never forgot his roots. I know plenty of
people who met him at book signings and whatnot, and everyone who
has confessed that he's truly a nice guy and unbelievably
appreciative of his fans. Raimi, of course, went on to direct
Spider-Man, etching himself into history forever as the guy
who put Randy 'Macho Man' Savage into one of the most successful
movies of all time. Folks, it all started with Within The
Woods. It's not the greatest thirty minutes you'll ever spend
watching a movie, but if you consider what it brought on in the long
run, you've gotta love it.
More Evil Dead Crap: Movie
reviews of Evil
Dead and Evil
Dead II
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